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- TIGER/CAGE - (AKA MERMAN/OZONE) - PRESENTS... - - A CREST - SUPERHIRES FLI INTERLACE - PICTURE - - BASED ON A GEOS ORIGINAL - BY PETER MCGUINN - OF GEOZ - - THIS VERSION FOR - THE SIMPSONS SLIDESHOW - BY CAGE IN 1997 - - _TEXT ART ALSO BY TIGER - - GREETS TO HUNTER, - OR COLUMBO AS HE PREFERS - BEAST, BARBARIAN, XENA - AND THE CREST CREW! - - TIGER/CAGE 18 OCTOBER'97 -
"THE AMERICAN, BY NATURE IS OPTIMISTIC" - JOHN F.KENNEDY ... - J4DE - P- (C) BY ARTLINE DESIGNS -JGJ - - PLAYER BY AK / MUSIC BY AH -4 - "THE AMERICAN, BY NATURE IS OPTIMISTIC" - JOHN F.KENNEDY ... "THERE ARE NO SECOND ACTS IN AMERICAN LIVES" - F.SCOTT FITZGERALD ... "AMERICANS SHOULD TRY TO BE MORE LIKE THE WALTONS... AND LESS LIKE - !" - GEORGE BUSH ... - THE SERIES THAT OFFENDED A PRESIDENT! THE MOST POPULAR CARTOON ON TV!!!! THE SHOW THAT BBC HAVE MUCKED UP THE TIMINGS FOR COMPLETELY... THE SHOW THAT'S FINALLY ARRIVED ON YOUR COMMODORE 64 COURTESY OF US... ... - - THIS IS THE BIGGEST DEMO - HAS EVER ATTEMPTED, AND CONSISTS OF THE FOLLOWINGITEMS: - SELF-RUNNING - ) PICTURES - A SELECTION OF BART'S BLACKBOARD LINES - A SELECTION OF BART'S PRANK CALLS TO MOE! - COVERS OF ALL THE TRACKS FROM THE ALBUM, - THE DEMO CONSISITS OF THREE MAIN PARTS, WHICH CAN BE RUN FROM THE MAIN MENU, SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO SIT THROUGH 70 PICS JUST TO VIEW BART'S PRANK CALLS!! - - DANNY TOD - WALTER J.STEGEMEISTER LOADSTAR - DANNY TOD - MATT GROENING/FOX VARIOUS - ANDREW FISHER PAUL BOULTER - PAUL BOULTER DANNY TOD - PAUL BOULTER SHOHAN LOTAY DANNY TOD - ANDREW FISHER (1+3) DRAX/VIBRANTS (2) NOTES: ----- USE KEYS - TO SELECT THE MUSIC YOU WANT - - TURNS OFF MUSIC!! THIS PART CONSISTS OF - PICTURES, AND ASELECTION OF - ... - DANNY TOD - MATT GROENING PAUL BOULTER - PAUL BOULTER DANNY TOD - F.A.M.E NOTES: ----- NOT ALL OF THE CALLS WERE INCLUDED IN THIS PART, MAINLY BECAUSE I COULDN'T FITMANY OF THEM IN. I THINK I ONLY MISSED ACOUPLE - I HOPE ANYWAY!!! THIS PART CAN BE INDEPENDANTLY RUN FROM THE MENU AT THE START, SO YOU DON'T HAVETO SIT THRUGH ALL THOSE PICTURES JUST TOVIEW THEM!! ... - DANNY TOD PAUL BOULTER - PAUL BOULTER SHOHAN LOTAY DANNY TOD - ANDREW FISHER NOTES: ----- THIS DEMO WAS ORIGINALLY WRITTEN IN 1996BY - - THIS IS A COMPLETELY NEW VERSION, WITH A NEW MENU... - KEYS '1' TO '9' TO SELECT TUNES 1-9 KEY '0' SELECTS TRACK 10 JOY IN PORT 2 TO MOVE THE FLASHY BOX CONTROLS FROM LEFT TO RIGHT: - - - - - - THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE DESERVE MENTION AS THEIR ACTIONS WERE A BIG HELP IN THIS PROJECT. BIG THANK-YOU'S TO: - * PIC SORTING, PUTTING UP WITH ENDLESS PHONE CALLS PLUS THE SIMPSONS REMIX. - * HELPING ME TO UNDERSTAND - CORELDRAW, AND SHOWING - ME HINTS AND TIPS ON HOW TO USE THE SPECIAL BITS TO GET THE BEST RES WHEN LOOKED AT ON A C64 - * INTERNET ACCESS, THE PAINTING PROGRAMS - * NTSC TESTING, SUPPORT, - PUTTING UP WITH ME!! MORE THANKS... ----------- - * PICS (WHICH CONVERTED - FIRST TIME!) - * FOR HELPING ME TO SEARCH - FOR SIMPSONS PICS!! - * FOR PUTTING MY PREVIEW - ON YOUR PAGE... - - GO-DOT BIG BLUE READER 128 CORELDRAW V4.0 (PC) NETSCAPE NAVIGATOR (PC) BYG COMPACT+ STARION TEXT EDITOR LOGO EDITOR (CENTURION) TURBO ASSEMBLER (EBES) OCP ART STUDIO DELACER 128 ... WE HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS DEMO --------------------------- DON'T FORGET TO LOOK OUT FOR OUR OTHER PRODUCTIONS - - (GFX, DESIGN) - (CODE, GFX, MUSIC) - (GFX, DESIGN) - (CODER, DESIGN) CONTACT ADDRESS: - 79 ORWELL DRIVE DIDCOT OXFORDSHIRE OX11 7RX ENGLAND! ... - BORING YOU TO DEATH SINCE 1994... - P - - - P- (C) BY ARTLINE DESIGNS -LEJ - - PLAYER BY AK / MUSIC BY AH -4 - BX "THE AMERICAN, BY NATURE - Z IS OPTIMISTIC" - - JOHN F.KENNEDY - B0 "THERE ARE NO SECOND ACTS - V IN AMERICAN LIVES" - - F.SCOTT FITZGERALD - B0 "AMERICANS SHOULD TRY TO BE - P MORE LIKE THE WALTONS... - ) THE SERIES THAT OFFENDED A PRESIDENT! - - THE MOST POPULAR CARTOON ON TV - - THE SHOW THAT BBC HAVE MUCKED UP THE - I TIMINGS FOR COMPLETELY... - 0 THE SHOW THAT'S FINALLY ARRIVED ON YOUR - F COMMODORE 64 COURTESY OF US... - THIS IS THE BIGGEST DEMO - HAS EVER ATTEMPTED, AND CONSISTS OF THE FOLLOWINGITEMS: - A SELECTION OF BART'S BLACKBOARD LINES - A SELECTION OF BART'S PRANK CALLS TO - COVERS OF ALL THE TRACKS FROM THE - THE DEMO CONSISITS OF THREE MAIN PARTS, WHICH CAN BE RUN FROM THE MAIN MENU, SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO SIT THROUGH 70 PICS JUST TO VIEW BART'S PRANK CALLS!! - WALTER J.STEGEMEISTER - MATT GROENING/FOX - ANDREW FISHER (1+3) - U DRAX/VIBRANTS (2) - TO SELECT THE MUSIC YOU WANT - - TURNS OFF MUSIC!! THIS PART CONSISTS OF - PICTURES, AND ASELECTION OF - NOT ALL OF THE CALLS WERE INCLUDED IN THIS PART, MAINLY BECAUSE I COULDN'T FITMANY OF THEM IN. I THINK I ONLY MISSED ACOUPLE - I HOPE ANYWAY!!! - 7 THIS PART CAN BE INDEPENDANTLY RUN FROM THE MENU AT THE START, SO YOU DON'T HAVETO SIT THRUGH ALL THOSE PICTURES JUST TOVIEW THEM!! - # THIS DEMO WAS ORIGINALLY WRITTEN IN 1996BY - - THIS IS A COMPLETELY NEW VERSION, WITH A NEW MENU... - _ KEYS '1' TO '9' TO SELECT TUNES 1-9 - E KEY '0' SELECTS TRACK 10 - 8 JOY IN PORT 2 TO MOVE THE FLASHY BOX - D CONTROLS FROM LEFT TO RIGHT: - 5 THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE DESERVE MENTION AS THEIR ACTIONS WERE A BIG HELP IN THIS - BIG THANK-YOU'S TO: - * PIC SORTING, PUTTING UP - Q WITH ENDLESS PHONE CALLS - P PLUS THE SIMPSONS REMIX. - D * HELPING ME TO UNDERSTAND - CORELDRAW, AND SHOWING - ME HINTS AND TIPS ON HOW - P TO USE THE SPECIAL BITS - Q TO GET THE BEST RES WHEN - P LOOKED AT ON A C64 - J * INTERNET ACCESS, THE - T PAINTING PROGRAMS - H * NTSC TESTING, SUPPORT, - H PUTTING UP WITH ME!! - ) MORE THANKS... - * PICS (WHICH CONVERTED - I * FOR HELPING ME TO SEARCH - G FOR SIMPSONS PI1 - L ON YOUR PAGE... - [ BIG BLUE READER 128 - U CORELDRAW V4.0 (PC) - S NETSCAPE NAVIGATOR (PC) - X STARION TEXT EDITOR - S LOGO EDITOR (CENTURION) - R TURBO ASSEMBLER (EBES) - V OCP ART STUDIO - ^ WE HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS DEMO - H DON'T FORGET TO LOOK OUT FOR OUR OTHER - (CODE, GFX, MUSIC) - E (CODER, DESIGN) - CONTACT ADDRESS: - / 79 ORWELL DRIVE - 7 BORING YOU TO DEATH SINCE 1 -
D - - AZ - RITTEN ON THE 11TH OF - - CHILLES - FTERNOON - GOG - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - - CHILLES - FTERNOON - GOG - ETA - LISS - HALLENGE - ODING - REEPY - RIDAY - EET - NTERSTATE - O - OY - RAIN - INISH - IMES - UTE - OODLE - TART - HASE 2 - OWLING - RIAL - ITAN - RIUMPH MIX - ERBATIM - AZ - RITTEN ON THE 11TH OF - ERMAN - RITTEN IN A SINGLE AFTERNOON, WHEN - WAS FEELING SLIGHTLY SAD. - CHORDS, HENCE THE 'SURPRISED' NAME. - LIGHTLY BLEAK, WITH A LOT OF - CHORDS. - AZ - HAT PHAT HI-HAT STRIKES AGAIN! - NOTHER CUTE TUNE.. - AZ - STRONG, CHALLENGING SORT OF TUNE.. - EEKZOID - COULDN'T THINK OF A NAME... - EEKZOID - T'S BEHIND YOU.. - ARCH 1999, FINISHED IN - AY. - AZ - BIG, BOUNCING BABY OF A TUNE! - NOTHER TUNE THAT SOUNDS LIKE A ROAD FULL OF FAST CARS.. - N ATMOSPHERIC, SPACED-OUT TUNE. - ERMAN - TARTED OUT SAD, BECAME A BIT HAPPIER, IT'S GOOD! - ERMAN - CLEVER LITTLE TUNE WRITTEN FORTHE - EEKZOID - , THIS IS ANOTHER - REY-SOUNDING TUNE. - ASED ON THE BASSLINE TO - PACEHOG! - AZ - ORE CUTE MUSIC ESPECIALLY FOR - REATURES FANS! - EEKZOID - OT THE MOST SERIOUS TUNE - 'VE EVER WRITTEN.. - ERMAN - N OPTIMISTIC, TURN OVER A NEW LEAF SORT OF TUNE. - CHORD SEQUENCE - EEKZOID - WILD, ATMOSPHERIC PIECE - ERMAN - NOTHER DARK-SOUNDING PIECE (BUT - 'M IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY!) - EEKZOID - FABULOUSLY SPACED-OUT PIECE THAT WAS VERY EASY TO WRITE - ERMAN - MINUTE LONGER THAN THE FIRST VERSION, AND VERY UPBEAT. - ERMAN - AMED AFTER THE DISK MAKERS, AND PRETTY FUNKY IT IS TOO... - WELCOME TO THE LATEST MUSIC DEMO FROM MERMAN OF OZONE, AKA ANDREW FISHER! THIS COMPILATION GATHERS TOGETHER 25 NEW TUNES CREATED WITH DUTCH USA TEAM'S MUSIC ASSEMBLER V1.1, DONE BETWEEN NOVEMBER 1998 AND MAY 1999. USE CRSR UP/DOWN AND RETURN....... THE CREDITS - CODE CREATED BY MERMAN WITH HELP FROM DANNY TOD (MENU DESIGN AND IRQ-LOADER) IN TURBO ASSEMBLER, MUSIC IN DUSAT (AS MENTIONED) AND THE GRAPHICS IN CHARED DELUXE BY THE ROOKIES (WITH A 2X2 CHARACTER SET BORROWED FROM THE ACTIVISION DEMO.) WELL, I HOPE YOU ENJOY ALL 25 TUNES ON THIS DEMO. I KNOW I CERTAINLY ENJOYED CREATING THEM, AND SOME OF THEM ARE AMONG THE BEST I HAVE EVER PRODUCED - NEW START, IO, TITAN AND ACHILLES BEING PERSONAL FAVOURITES OF MINE (I KNOW WAZ LIKES IO AND TITAN!) NOW FOR THE GREETS... TO KENZ/BZ, TMR/COSINE, ODIE/COSINER, WAZ/ZAW PRODUCTIONS, WAYNE+HELEN/ART RAVERS, DANNY TOD/CAGE, ALLAN BAIRSTOW/COMMODORE SCENE, DAVID CONNOLLY/COMMODORE FACTION, DEAN SADLER, DEAN KELLEY, RUSS MICHAELS, AND ROBBIE WAKEHAM.. THIS DEMO-DISK WILL BE RELEASED IN JUNE, ALONG WITH SEVERAL OTHER DEMOS.. CHECK OUT - E.M.S. COLLECTION #1 (ALREADY AVAILABLE), THE ART RAVERS DEMODISK (FEATURING THE GALLERY & RAVERS OF THE LOST ART - SPECIAL EDITION) AND SOME BINARY ZONE SPECIALS.. YES, I HAVE FINALLY FINISHED SINCLAIR64 - THE SPECTRUM SCREENS SLIDESHOW. THIS TWO-SIDED DEMO FEATURES OVER 40 CLASSIC SPECTRUM LOADING AND TITLE SCREENS TRANSFERRED TO THE 64. THE SEQUEL, THE SINCLAIR64 DIZZY COLLECTION, WILL BE AVAILABLE SOON AS WELL. A SPECIAL HELLO TO VINCENZO MAINOLFI, WHO RUNS AN EXCELLENT WEBSITE DEDICATED TO THE 64, AND TO RICHARD BAYLISS. I HOPE RB LIKES MY NEW MUSIC, PARTICULARLY THE STUFF DONE WITH COSINE'S E.M.S. MODERN ENOUGH FOR YOU? AND NO DEMOMAKER WAS USED.... TIME FOR SOME JOKES. Q. WHY DO MORRIS DANCERS WEAR BELLS? A. SO THEY CAN ANNOY BLIND PEOPLE AS WELL! (THANKS TO ED BYRNE FOR THAT ONE) Q. WHY DID THE DINOSAUR CROSS THE ROAD? A. BECAUSE CHICKENS HAD NOT BEEN INVENTED YET.. TEE HEE.. B-) NOW, DOWN TO SOME SERIOUS SPORT. IPSWICH MISSED OUT ON THE PLAYOFFS DESPITE THEIR AMAZING 4-1 WIN OVER SHEFFIELD UNITED. BRADFORD SQUEAKED INTO THE 2ND AUTOMATIC PROMOTION SPOT BY BEATING WOLVES 3-2 AT MOULINEUX. I DON'T BELIEVE IT SAYS VICTOR MELDREW! NOW, IPSWICH FACE BOLTON OVER 2 LEGS (OR 62 LEGS - WORK IT OUT!) AND THE WINNER WILL MEET BIRMINGHAM OR WATFORD AT WEMBLEY IN THE PLAY-OFF FINAL. THE LAST TIME IPSWICH WERE AT WEMBLEY, WE WON THE 1978 FA CUP 1-0 AGAINST ARSENAL. WE CAN WIN AGAIN.... FRIDAY 14TH OF MAY 1999 SEES THE START OF THE CRICKET WORLD CUP WHEN ENGLAND TAKE ON SRI LANKA. TWO GROUPS OF SIX TEAMS WILL BATTLE IT OUT FOR A PLACE IN THE SUPER SIX STAGE, AND FOUR TEAMS WILL PROGRESSS TO THE SEMI-FINALS AND THEN THE GRAND FINAL..... AND I PERSONALLY DO NOT THINK ENGLAND WILL BE GOOD ENOUGH TO WIN, UNLESS ANDY FLINTOFF, GRAHAM HICK AND GRAHAM THORPE ARE IN TOP FORM WITH THE BAT. BEST CHANCE IS IF WE DRAW AN EASY TEAM IN THE SEMI-FINAL STAGE. OH WELL, MAYBE WE CAN WIN IT IN 2003... THIS AFTERNOON, DAVID SHEEPSHANKS THE IPSWICH TOWN CHAIRMAN HAS ANNOUNCED HE IS STANDING FOR THE POSITION OF CHAIRMAN IN THE FA. HIS FIRST JOB SHOULD BE TO STOP PREMIERSHIP CLUBS POACHING PLAYERS LIKE KEIRON DYER FROM 1ST DIVISION CLUBS (CHORTLE!) ANYWAY, THAT'S ENOUGH SPORTS TALK FOR NOW. WRITE TO ME WITH YOUR FEEDBACK ON THIS DISK TO: MERMAN, 30 RAWLYN ROAD, CAMBRIDGE, CB5 8NL, ENGLAND. YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT ADDRESS BY NOW. LET'S WRAP THE TEXT, HOMEBOY! SAFE! B-) 12 MAY 1999 - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - RITTEN ON THE 11TH OF - RITTEN IN A SINGLE AFTERNOON, WHEN - WAS FEELING SLIGHTLY SAD. - HENCE THE 'SURPRISED' NAME.T . - LIGHTLY BLEAK, WITH A LOT OFL & - HAT PHAT HI-HAT STRIKES AGAIN! - NOTHER CUTE TUNE..4 - STRONG, CHALLENGING SORT OFL ZTUNE.. - COULDN'T THINK OF A NAMEL. - T'S BEHIND YOU.. - BIG, BOUNCING BABY OF A TUNE! - NOTHER TUNE THAT SOUNDS LIKE A ROAD FULL OF FAST CARS.. & - N ATMOSPHERIC, SPACED-OUT TUNE. - TARTED OUT SAD, BECAME A BITL - HAPPIER, IT'S GOOD!4 - CLEVER LITTLE TUNE WRITTEN FORTHE - , THIS IS ANOTHER - REY-SOUNDING TUNE. - ASED ON THE BASSLINE TO - ORE CUTE MUSIC ESPECIALLY FOR - REATURES FANS!$ - OT THE MOST SERIOUS TUNE - 'VE EVER WRITTEN.. - N OPTIMISTIC, TURN OVER A NEW LEAF SORT OF TUNE. - CHORD SEQUENCE4 - WILD, ATMOSPHERIC PIECE - NOTHER DARK-SOUNDING PIECET - 'M IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY!) - FABULOUSLY SPACED-OUT PIECEL - THAT WAS VERY EASY TO WRITET - MINUTE LONGER THAN THE FIRST VERSION, AND VERY UPBEAT./ > - AMED AFTER THE DISK MAKERS,P - AND PRETTY FUNKY IT IS TOOL.A - WELCOME TO THE LATEST MUSIC DEMO FROM MERMAN OF OZONE, AKA ANDREW FISHER! THIS COMPILATION GATHERS TOGETHER 25 NEW TUNES CREATED WITH DUTCH USA TEAM'S MUSIC ASSEMBLER V1.1, DONE BETWEEN NOVEMBER 1998 AND MAY 1L9 - . USE CRSR UP/DOWN AND RETURN/.T C - THE CREDITS - CODE CREATED BY MERMAN WITH HELP FROM DANNY TOD (MENU DESIGN AND IRQ-LOADER) IN TURBO ASSEMBLER, MUSIC IN DUSAT (AS MENTIONED) AND THE GRAPHICS IN CHARED DELUXE BY THE ROOKIES (WITH A 2X2 CHARACTER SET BORROWED FROM THE ACTIVISION DEMO.)T C - WELL, I HOPE YOU ENJOY ALL 25 TUNES ON THIS DEMO. I KNOW I CERTAINLY ENJOYED CREATING THEM, AND SOME OF THEM ARE AMONG THE BEST I HAVE EVER PRODUCED - NEW START, IO, TITAN AND ACHILLES BEING PERSONAL FAVOURITES OF MINE (I KNOW WAZ LIKES IO AND TITAN!)X - NOW FOR THE GREETSL.C - TO KENZ/BZ, TMR/COSINE, ODIE/COSINER, WAZ/ZAW PRODUCTIONS, WAYNE+HELEN/ART RAVERS, DANNY TOD/CAGE, ALLAN BAIRSTOW/COMMODORE SCENE, DAVID CONNOLLY/COMMODORE FACTION, DEAN SADLER, DEAN KELLEY, RUSS MICHAELS, AND ROBBIE WAKEHAM../ C - THIS DEMO-DISK WILL BE RELEASED IN JUNE, ALONG WITH SEVERAL OTHER DEMOS.. CHECK OUT - E.M.S. COLLECTION #1 (ALREADY AVAILABLE), THE ART RAVERS DEMODISK (FEATURING THE GALLERY & RAVERS OF THE LOST ART - SPECIAL EDITION) AND SOME BINARY ZONE SPECIALS..T C - YES, I HAVE FINALLY FINISHED SINCLAIR64 - THE SPECTRUM SCREENS SLIDESHOW. THIS TWO-SIDED DEMO FEATURES OVER 40 CLASSIC SPECTRUM LOADING AND TITLE SCREENS TRANSFERRED TO THE 64. THE SEQUEL, THE SINCLAIR64 DIZZY COLLECTION, WILL BE AVAILABLE SOON AS WELL.T C - A SPECIAL HELLO TO VINCENZO MAINOLFI, WHO RUNS AN EXCELLENT WEBSITE DEDICATED TO THE 64, AND TO RICHARD BAYLISS. I HOPE RB LIKES MY NEW MUSIC, PARTICULARLY THE STUFF DONE WITH COSINE'S E.M.S. MODERN ENOUGH FOR YOU? AND NO DEMOMAKER WAS USEDP., - TIME FOR SOME JOKES. Q. WHY DO MORRIS DANCERS WEAR BELLS?X C - A. SO THEY CAN ANNOY BLIND PEOPLE AS WELL! (THANKS TO ED BYRNE FOR THAT ONE)P - Q. WHY DID THE DINOSAUR CROSS THE ROAD?P - A. BECAUSE CHICKENS HAD NOT BEEN INVENTED YET.. TEE HEE.. B-)$ C - NOW, DOWN TO SOME SERIOUS SPORT. IPSWICH MISSED OUT ON THE PLAYOFFS DESPITE THEIR AMAZING 4-1 WIN OVER SHEFFIELD UNITED. BRADFORD SQUEAKED INTO THE 2ND AUTOMATIC PROMOTION SPOT BY BEATING WOLVES 3-2 AT MOULINEUX. I DON'T BELIEVE IT SAYS VICTOR MELDREW!P C - NOW, IPSWICH FACE BOLTON OVER 2 LEGS (OR 62 LEGS - WORK IT OUT!) AND THE WINNER WILL MEET BIRMINGHAM OR WATFORD AT WEMBLEY IN THE PLAY-OFF FINAL. THE LAST TIME IPSWICH WERE AT WEMBLEY, WE WON THE 1978 FA CUP 1-0 AGAINST ARSENAL. WE CAN WIN AGAINP.X - FRIDAY 14TH OF MAY 1L9C - SEES THE START OF THE CRICKET WORLD CUP WHEN ENGLAND TAKE ON SRI LANKA. TWO GROUPS OF SIX TEAMS WILL BATTLE IT OUT FOR A PLACE IN THE SUPER SIX STAGE, AND FOUR TEAMS WILL PROGRELS - TO THE SEMI-FINALS AND THEN THE GRAND FINALT.P C - AND I PERSONALLY DO NOT THINK ENGLAND WILL BE GOOD ENOUGH TO WIN, UNLESS ANDY FLINTOFF, GRAHAM HICK AND GRAHAM THORPE ARE IN TOP FORM WITH THE BAT. BEST CHANCE IS IF WE DRAW AN EASY TEAM IN THE SEMI-FINAL STAGE. OH WELL, MAYBE WE CAN WIN IT IN 2003L.T C - THIS AFTERNOON, DAVID SHEEPSHANKS THE IPSWICH TOWN CHAIRMAN HAS ANNOUNCED HE IS STANDING FOR THE POSITION OF CHAIRMAN IN THE FA. HIS FIRST JOB SHOULD BE TO STOP PREMIERSHIP CLUBS POACHING PLAYERS LIKE KEIRON DYER FROM 1ST DIVISION CLUBS (CHORTLE!)$ C - ANYWAY, THAT'S ENOUGH SPORTS TALK FOR NOW. WRITE TO ME WITH YOUR FEEDBACK ON THIS DISK TO: MERMAN, 30 RAWLYN ROAD, CAMBRIDGE, CB5 8NL, ENGLAND. YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT ADDRESS BY NOW. LET'S WRAP THE TEXT, HOMEBOY! SA -